Unconscious Learning ft. Boy Bands and Myspace

My chances of making an ungodly amount of tech money died the same day MySpace did.

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RIP.

 

Thanks, Facebook.

I am not exaggerating when I say I would spend every waking middle school moment from when I got home until about 1am searching up code to make my cursor a glittering pink star.

pinkarrow.gif You’re the reason I slept only 3 hours a night and I’m 100% ok with that.

Then I’d spend my weekends learning to make my background a pattern of pictures of my favorite boy band (s/o Nick Carter).

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Justin Bieber has NOTHING on young Nick Cater.

Don’t @ me.

 

Did you ever give up valuable homework time to learn to embed a music player, loop a photo slide show and arrange sections of your profile?

No?

Me either.

*Wink*

TL;DR: MySpace design should’ve been a required class in middle school.

I spent YEARS re-learning Loops, Divs and HTML/CSS.

Sigh.

I currently have four tabs open teaching me how to move a div to the right side of my webpage. 12 year old me would have rolled her overly black-eyelinered eyes, and made that div move with enough time to create THREE new away messages on AIM(also rip).

As a blossoming twenty-something “engineer”, I’d like to publicly show my support of bringing MySpace back.

TOGETHER WE CAN BRING BACK UNCONSCIOUS CODE LEARNING!

And profile pictures like this:

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#bringbackmyspace

 

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