Unconscious Learning ft. Boy Bands and Myspace

Unconscious Learning ft. Boy Bands and Myspace

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My chances of making an ungodly amount of tech money died the same day MySpace did. RIP.   Thanks, Facebook. I am not exaggerating when I say I would spend every waking middle school moment from when I got home until about…

Dating Struggles ft. Neural Networks

Dating Struggles ft. Neural Networks

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I once matched with a guy on Bumble who worked for a company whose name rhymes with ‘Foofle’. It was my first time going out with someone from a dating app, and naturally I was convinced he was a serial killer. When…

The ULTAmate game-changer ft. Machine Learning

The ULTAmate game-changer ft. Machine Learning

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I work dangerously close to an Ulta – which would be okay if I didn’t have an obsession with makeup. And impulse control problems. TBH once a week I return from my lunch break with empty hands and glitter covered arms. Am…

Is Netflix Tracking my Period? And other Concerns.

Is Netflix Tracking my Period? And other Concerns.

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Time to come clean: I use the ‘thumbs up’ feature on Netflix. My heart hopes that my input causes Netflix to suggest something new to stop me from watching Parks and Rec for the 12th 2nd time, but my brain knows that…

Getting Dressed ft. Machine Learning

Getting Dressed ft. Machine Learning

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My alarm goes off at 7:45, I roll out of bed and drag my portable heater with me to my closet – thanks freezing SF summers, where I stand until I remember why I’m there. People always say “dress for the job…

Guilty Pleasures ft. AI

Guilty Pleasures ft. AI

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I’ve gotten my Amazon ordering abilities down to three clicks and i’m done – everything I need for the week – snacks, face masks and toilet paper. It couldn’t get any better. Or could it? I hear this term a lot –…