My chances of making an ungodly amount of tech money died the same day MySpace did.
I am not exaggerating when I say I would spend every waking middle school moment from when I got home until about 1am searching up code to make my cursor a glittering pink star.
You’re the reason I slept only 3 hours a night and I’m 100% ok with that.
Then I’d spend my weekends learning to make my background a pattern of pictures of my favorite boy band (s/o Nick Carter).
Justin Bieber has NOTHING on young Nick Cater.
Don’t @ me.
Did you ever give up valuable homework time to learn to embed a music player, loop a photo slide show and arrange sections of your profile?
TL;DR: MySpace design should’ve been a required class in middle school.
I spent YEARS re-learning Loops, Divs and HTML/CSS.
I currently have four tabs open teaching me how to move a div to the right side of my webpage. 12 year old me would have rolled her overly black-eyelinered eyes, and made that div move with enough time to create THREE new away messages on AIM(also rip).
As a blossoming twenty-something “engineer”, I’d like to publicly show my support of bringing MySpace back.
TOGETHER WE CAN BRING BACK UNCONSCIOUS CODE LEARNING!
And profile pictures like this: